BASS

OMG NO WAI! A SUBMISSION! A DIGITAL ONE! A COMIC!! OMG THE WORLD'S ENDING!

Come on, admit it, you thought it was a photo of my bass. Amirite? Amirite?

This is about my obsession with bass guitars before I owned one. I'm still like this, but more toned down. A LOT toned down.

This is a half-true story. I didn't actually visit baseball fields, point at baking soda, and stalk fishers. Also, I don't have a shirt that fits that well, nor do I own big headphones. Finally, my bass does look exactly like that, but the colors are slightly different and it's a bit smaller. It has a normal number of frets and not some random amount I made up for the drawing. It has strings, and came with them. And it doesn't change size on me. (first panel to last panel. See it?) It did cost $$$.

Oh, as for the fish...um...sorry, fisherpeople. I just can't draw a trout, so I drew a generic incorrect fish. Just try to ignore it.

My hair doesn't look like that anymore. Actually, it never really did.

Sorry about the messiness. I got really lazy.